The "Expert"

Tyler and I were in the our room when we heard Niki crying (over who knows what) again.
As Tyler got up to go help her out he said something about how she was getting too emotional lately and just needed to stop it.
I told him she probably had to go to the bathroom and that was making her cranky.

Trying to be funny, he asked:
"What are you, some kind of Niki expert?"
Uh, YES. At least I hope so. I've been trying all day for the past 2 years to figure out what she needs and how to help her solve her problems. If anyone is going to be a Niki "expert", I'm it.

Tyler couldn't even begin to argue with that.
I'm still laughing over it.